panic ain't pretty

What are your options when you realise that if you add up all you've got to do and then subtract it from the time available you're in the red time-wise? It seems that the universe (or possibly my epic procrastination skills) are conspiring to entice me to have a conniption. I'm moving through life with a feeling of unease, as if there's something important, nay, life-threatening that I've forgotten to do. I think it's because I've slacked off on my To-Do lists. Without a list I'm lost. And it's not helping that my Leunig calendar is missing June 30. Seriously SMH, I can't lose a day at the moment - I don't even want a minute to go scarpering off!

I do believe it's time to hunt down a pretty, cupcake encased notepad (ooh, just happen to have one here...) and a pen that allows me to delude myself that my handwriting's legible and start on that list. But before I do, allow me to share with you a little of my day.

1. Interview Hapkido instructor 11am.

2. Finish and send off martial arts workout piece

3. Buy pork and vegies for roast dinner

4. Find Gordon Ramsay's stuffing recipe for said pork roast (I know it had lemon rind and herbs, what else? Would pancetta be overkill - stuffing pork with pork, is that kinda creepy?)

5. Pay bills (erk)

6. Wash towels (yawn)

7. Research allergy story

8. Get legs waxed (I know, it's winter, but I'm married, and I don't want to be Miranda)

9. Sweep and mop floors

10. Attack mould in the bathroom

11. Buy suitable healthy snacks for children having playdate this afternoon

12. Empty massively overflowing recycling bins (hint, they're not meant to resemble leaning tower of Pisa)

13. Buy cranberry juice to serve with vodka!!!

14... actually, that's all kinda doable